Saturday, February 18, 2012

There's a lady in China..

That told me they would love me more than Miao.
Her beauty was so stunning all I could do was tell her to teach me her language.

Men with approved children should be allowed concubines, to ease the pressure of the female maternal instinct upon the populace of China.  Hopefully this will lead to less tragedy...

Translate that into Chinese and teach me how to say it in Mandarin, Cantonese and Szechuan and see if I sound like an Emperor.  If I do, to further ease the overpopulated populace of China, an invasion of the United States is ordered by this emperor.

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