Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Doing my job as a Cardinal of the Catholic church..

These American pigs think they can just ignore the Pope and push people around, so for Christmas this year, I got the Vatican an army of Chinese conscripts numbering in the hundreds of millions.  Needed to purge these broken programs and these twisted perverts that were created to make supersoldiers.  That is the ultimate source of the pedophilia within the Catholic church, the sick handiwork of a government hell bent on waging war to the point of torturing children to make them tougher soldiers when they get older.  They may not like those results of my investigation, that's why the conscripts.  China has a conscript army and it's easily done.  It has been millennia since the Catholic church has needed an army, it is truly sad that the second Christ is what's requiring one.  It's a shame that these people can't seem to celebrate eternal life, all they want to do is save the jew.  Like the cardinals of days of old, I intend to also be the cardinal of war.

You pushed MY Pope around, so I got him an army of hundreds of millions of Chinese.
You can apologize to the invading forces once they arrive.
I'm sure it won't make the media until they invade and take over all media outlets, as the first target should be.

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